helloooooooo

I am a “professional” artist making music, stories, “fine” art, photography, videos, and probably other stuff that I’ve either forgotten or only imagined I did.

I can take your picture, write your copy, write you a song, make your album cover, design your logo, whistle you to sleep, sweep your floors, etc, etc, etc, etc… In other words, I am available for commissions for all sorts of things, and rest assured that it will be both offbeat AND excellent!